so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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