I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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