fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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