have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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