You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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