i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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