Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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