Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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