She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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