Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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