No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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