it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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