Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I made him laugh his dick is mine
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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