i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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