Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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