When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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