Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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