i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't think brook has ever known best
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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