after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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