she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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