What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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