Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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