do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize
