therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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