I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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