So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
