would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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