If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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