laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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