i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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