ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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