I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish i was in the wii world.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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