my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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