I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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