Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
