Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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