I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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