YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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