i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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