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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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