So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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