you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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