Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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