Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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