i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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