Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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