yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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