While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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