you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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