he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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