they need to just BURY HIM!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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