You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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