I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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