I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So. Much. Porn.
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