Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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